if you are to be given a power which will you choose?
i will choose the power to read minds
- when someone tell a secret to others i can know what are they talking about.
- so that I can help others when they are in trouble.
- if i can read minds i could know what are they going to do.
- when others wanted to do something bad i could know it and stop it immediately.
- when people is angry and he wanted to punch peaple i can stop it immediately and do not help him to punch others.
chinese new year
Most Chinese festivals, whether based on seasons, myths about gods or ghosts, or a combination of these, stem from a belief in worshipping the gods to appease them and prevent misfortune. The biggest celebration is the beginning of the Chinese New Year.chinese new year is the best of all hahahaha.
funny jokes
Let there be light! Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!
Farting All The Time Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?”
Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,”
The Doctor nods, “Hmm.”
Patient, “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times. You didn’t hear them and you don’t smell them, do you?”
“Hmm,” says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled “Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?”
“No,” sighs the Doctor, “The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test.”
